Why yes, I have been getting drunk and partying like a hoe. Hardcore.

I’ve spent the entire day doing homework, and had to cram and fold all that shit up from it’s messy state so you, anon, could see exactly how much I love to “party.”

To the right on the computer screen, you can see that I’ve been re-writing and editing 20 entries the past day. On the left is a red textbook thicker than your skin (I’m sure since you don’t even have the guts to reveal yourself), with Philosophy papers jammed inside. Specific? 19 pages of David Hume’s theory of induction. Highlighted and read about half so far. And under that is my tutorial book for History that has 16 primary sources and 6 visual sources that I need to read/make notes on. 

Though you could actually be right, anon; I’m probably getting drunk and partying like a hoe, or, believe it or not, I’m probably telling the truth about going to this magical place called school and learning.